Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?
A: Jelly bones!
Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
A: The Easter Elephant.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: Why is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!
