The reason a dog has so many
friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your
dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann
Landers
If there are no
dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will
Rogers
There is no
psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only
thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves
himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy
Rooney
We give dogs time
we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give
us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite
their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always
have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other
dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying
down.
-Robert
Benchley
Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P.
Jones
If I have any
beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to
heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is
fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-Joe
Weinstein
Ever consider
what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're
the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats
will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the
idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and
make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark
Twain
You can say any
foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're
right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave
Barry
Dogs are not our
whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs
can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him
only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in
life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
-Unknown
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